((A poem is written outside the only panel, right justified along the left edge of the only panel.))
Never have I felt so close to another soul
And yet so helplessly alone
As when I Google an error
And there's one result
A thread by someone with the same problem
And no answer
Last posted to in 2003
[[A person stands in front of his computer, shaking it violently while looking at the screen.]]
Person: Who were you, DenverCoder9? - 
WHAT DID YOU SEE?!


{{Title text: All long help threads should have a sticky globally-editable post at the top saying 'DEAR PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE: Here's what we've figured out so far ...'}}