Creating an AIM Profile:
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Have Friends? -> No -> Link to your LiveJournal
Have Friends? -> Yes, and want to alienate everyone else -> INSIDE JOKES!
Have Friends? -> Yes -> Have Boyfriend 
 Girlfriend? -> No -> Angsty about it? -> Yes -> Link to your LiveJournal
Angsty about it? -> No -> Yes you are -> Angsty about it?
Have Boyfriend 
 Girlfriend? -> Yes -> A profile tribute is the greatest possible expression of love.
{{title text: This one goes out to xxCrazyPixie1987xx}}