[[Two people are playing basketball, and black hat guy is looking at a phone.]]
Person #1: Do you seriously think 
everyone
 will move to Plus? It was hard enough getting them on Facebook.
[[Person #2 attempts to throw the basketball through the hoop, but it bounces off.]]

Person #2: Do they have to?
Person #2: My mom still uses AOL - it doesn't mean my social life has to happen there.
[[Person #1 passes the basketball back to #2.]]

Person #2: Universal adoption isn't everything. I mean, IRC is still --
[[Person #2 throws the basketball.]]

[[An arrow pierces the ball.]]
<<THUNK>>

[[The black hat guy has a one handed crossbow, and is still looking at a phone.]]
Person #2: You're not really the "catch" type, are you?
Black Hat Guy: I am not.

{{Title text: 'I was pretty good at skeet shooting, but was eventually kicked off the range for catching the clay pigeons in a net and dispatching them execution-style.'}}