{{Title text: I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene phalluses.}}

[[Two people before a 3D printer, one with a wrench]]
Person 1: 3D printers are getting incredible.
Person 2: I think we're not far from widespread deployment.

Person 2: And you know what that means.

Person 1: Spam containing actual enlarged penises?
Person 2: I give it a week.