{{Title text: Verbiage. Va-jay-jay. Irregardless.}}


((All of person 1's lines are overlaid over the entire comic; the panels listed are merely the ones directly under each sentence fragment.)) 
[[Person one is standing smugly behind person two, who is seated in front of a computer and typing]] 
Person 1: BY MY GUESSTIMATE,

Person 1: MY FRENEMY YIFFED SO HARD

Person 1: HER MOIST TAINT MADE
[[Person 2's eye twitches]]

Person 1: HER PANTIES PREGGERS!
Person 2: STOP IT STOP IT!
[[Person two covers ears]]