HackerShield geek-proof safe system:
[[Two boxes sit side by side. One is a safe with a lock marked "Unpickable." It is labeled: (1) 24-pin dual-tumbler radial-hybrid lock (rendered unopenable by a fused 17th pin). The other is a shoebox. It is labeled: (2) Shoebox containing your valuables.]]

{{Title text: The safe is empty except for an unsolved 5x5 Rubik's cube.}}