((A large panel the combined width of the four panels below it.))
[[A blue Linux terminal installer screen with a grey box that is labeled "[!]CONFIGURE THE NETWORK" in red. Below, in black, it reads "Please enter the hostname for the system." Below is an empty blue entry box with a cursor and dashed underscore, and below this it says "<GO BACK>".]]

[[A man sits at his computer, a woman stands behind him.]]
Woman: You've been staring at that screen a while.
Man: Picking a good server name is important.

[[The woman stares at him.]]

[[She continues to stare.]]

[[The man pushes his chair back, puts one elbow on the back of the chair and points with his other hand at the screen.]]
Woman: And yet you settled on "Caroline" for our daughter in like 15 seconds.
Man: But this is a 
server!
 -- Besides, I had to- you were trying to name her "epidural." 
Woman: Those 
were
 good drugs.

{{Title text: This hostname is going in dozens of remote config files. Changing a kid's name is comparatively easy!}}