[[Someone with curly hair is standing in front of a sign labeled 'Auditions'.  A judge of some sort speaks from off-panel.]]
Judge: 
Seriously?

Judge: Sorry, no, that's a huge mood killer.
Judge: 
Next!

Before I have a kid, I'm moving to Rogers Street in Cambridge, MA, and then getting a cat named "Mister"
Just to guarantee the kid will never go into porn.

{{Title text: 'We can also use middle names in place of first pet's names, but yours is something incomprehensible about dropping tables.'}}