[[Someone is standing next to a table.  There is a can on the table.]]

[[The label on the can reads, "Serious Putty".]]

[[The person is looking at the table again.]]

[[They reach out to touch the can.  The can speaks.]]
Can: Don't touch me.

{{Title text: Not to be confused with Serious PuTTY, the Windows terminal client where everything is in Impact.}}