[[Someone is sitting at a computer.  The computer's prompt is shown.]]
robm@homebox~$ sudo su
Password:
robm is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
robm@homebox~$ 

[[A second person approaches.]]
Person: Hey -- who does sudo report these "incidents" 
to
?
Second person: You know, I've never checked.

[[Santa Claus is sitting at a desk supported by candy canes, with a red monitor.  On the wall are two lists labeled 'naughty' and 'nice'.  He is adding a name to the 'naughty' list.]]

{{Title text: He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on 
var
spool
mail
root, so be good for goodness' sake.}}