[[A black dot on a weather radar screen.]]
Dot: Sigh.  Just a few clouds.

[[The clouds develop into orange, to the left of the dot.]]
Dot: Whoa! Huge storm out of nowhere!

[[The orange becomes red, and the storm moves towards the dot.]]
Dot: It's 
growing
! And headed right for me! 
Awesome!


[[The storm splits in half.]]
Dot: Hey! What's it...

[[The two halves of the storm pass by the dot.
Dot: Dammit!  
Again?!


{{Title text: Ever notice how there aren't as many thunderstorms now as there were when you were a kid?  Much like 'the shuffle on my MP3 player has a bias', this is occasionally true but universally believed. Brains are so interesting!}}