[[Jeffrey Rowland and Randall are sitting together, with a globe between them.  Mr. Rowland has a drink with a small umbrella over it.]]
Jeffrey Rowland: But enough of my theories about Thanksgiving.  The 
real
 reason we're here is to discuss my hypothesis that dark matter 
itself
 is what consciousness is made of...

[[The frame focuses on Jeffrey Rowland.]]
Jeffrey Rowland: Unobservable to anything that is itself conscious in much the same way the mail-man won't deliver your mail if you are watching the mail-box

[[Mr. Rowland raises his drink.]]
Jeffrey Rowland: Which brings us to my theory about ghosts --
Randall Munroe: Wait did you just say Thanksgiving was invented by the 
Turkey Voluntary Extinction Movement?


{{Title text: Guest comic by Jeffrey Rowland of Overcompensating
Wigu.  Jeffrey is famous as the picture on the Wikipedia article on 'Necrosis'.}}