[[Woman is singing, man is staring at a flass of water on a table.]]
Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Anything break?
Man: No, but the water in the glass turned to wine.
[[Man picks up glass]]
Woman: Weird.
Man: No, wait. This is blood.
Woman: Okay, Physics, quit fucking with us.
Physics: You stop looking for the higgs boson and we'll talk.

{{Title text: I read in this one article that the breaking of electroweak symmetry is the reason we have SOULS. This guy with a degree said so!}}