[[A box of pore strips, marked "deep cleaning."]]

[[Person examinnes the box.]]

[[Person applies strip to face.]]

[[Person pulls on strip.]]

[[Person pulls skull out of head with pore strip.]]

{{Title text: I'm sure they're a harmful tool of the cosmetics-industrial complex and all, but my goodness do those strips ever work to pull gunk out of your pores. I was shocked, disgusted, and vaguely fascinated by the result.}}