[[A man is talking to Hatman.]]
Man: I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I 
was
 first in my class at Caltech. 

[[The man falls backward as Hatman sounds an air horn in his face.]]
Hatman: Really? I don't mean to toot my own horn, but
<<BRAAAAAAP!>>

[[A picture of an air horn.]]
Air horns: worth carrying around your entire life for those few perfect moments.

{{Title text: This is also one of only five identified situations in which a vuvuzela is actually appropriate.}}