[[A young boy holds a magazine. His father comes running into the room.]]
Boy: What's this?
Father: Oh! That's daddy's 
Sports Illustrated
 swimsuit issue! It's not appropriate for--
Boy: Wow! They look just like the ladies who get double-penetrated in the popup ads! But with clothes on! Gosh!

{{Title text: Parents: talk to your kids about popup blockers. Also, at some point, sex. But crucial fundamentals first!}}