[[A man and a woman are looking at his computer, on the desk.]]
Man: You know this metal rectangle full of little lights?
Woman: Yeah.

Man: I spend most of my life pressing buttons to make the pattern of lights change however i want.
Woman: Sounds good.

Man: But today, the pattern of lights is ALL WRONG!
Woman: Oh god! Try pressing more buttons!
Man: IT'S NOT HELPING!

{{Title text: This is how I explain computer problems to my cat. My cat usually seems happier than me.}}