[[A woman sits at a desk, typing on a computer with a fairly large flat-panel display.]]
Woman: To the authors of 
Porn for Women
: Your book features pictures of hot, clothed guys cooking, doing laundry and vacuuming.

[[The woman continues typing.]]
Woman: The idea seems to be that my deepest fantasies, like the rest of my life, likely revolve around housework.

[[The woman continues typing.]]
Woman: So I wanted to write in to clarify:  in my porn,

[[The woman leans forward in her chair.]]
Woman: People 
fuck
.

{{Title text: Yes, there are a lot of longing looks across the bridge of Galactica first, but that's beside the point!}}