[[Man is sitting on a bed, on the phone.]]
Man: You hang up first.

[[Women is lying on a bed, on the phone.]]
Woman: No, *you* hang up first.

Man: No, *you* hang up first.

Woman: No, *you* fucking hang up first!

Man: You hang up first, or we're OVER!

Woman: Then I guess we're fucking OVER!

Man: FINE!

Woman: ...

Man: ...

Woman: *You* move on and find somebody else first.

{{Title text: No, YOU stumble past a series of post-breakup hookups in a daze as you slowly realize what you've lost and how unlikely you are ever to get it back first.}}