[[A person is holding up a pointer to a screen with an image of the World Trade Center towers mid-disaster.]]
Person: Based on my analysis, I believe the government faked the plane crash and demolished the WTC north tower with explosives.
Person: The south tower, in a simultaneous but unrelated plot, was brought down by actual terrorists.
The 9
11 truthers responded poorly to my compromise theory.

{{Title text: I believe the truth always lies halfway between the most extreme claims.}}