[[Two people are talking.]]
Person 1: Avatar? Yeah, I saw it last week with ...

[[Person 1 walks out of the panel.]]

[[Person 1 returns with a ladder.]]

[[Person 1 stands on top of the ladder, shouting through a megaphone.]]
Person 1: ... MY GIRLFRIEND.

Person 2: You know, if this phase of your relationship lasts more than a week, I'm legally allowed to stab you both.
Person 1: What phase?
Person 1: So, did I mention I'm seeing someone?

{{Title text: The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?'  'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'}}