[[Valentine is laying on her back on the ground.  Peter is feeding a squirrel.]]
Valentine: Ender's up there saving the world, but down here it's fallig apart politically. What can we do?

Peter: I know -- we get on the nets and anonymously post political opinions.  People reading our articles will see our intelligence, recognize how clear and logical our arguments are, and insist that we be put in charge, so we can fix everything!
Valentine: Brilliant!
[[The squirrel is vomiting.]]

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{{Title text: Dear Peter Wiggin: This letter is to inform you that you have received enough upvotes on your reddit comments to become president of the world.  Please be at the UN tomorrow at 8:00 sharp.}}