Narrator: Dear various parents, grandparents, co-workers, and other "not computer people."
Narrator: We don't magically know how to do everything in every program. When we help you' we're usually just doing this:

[[There is a flowchart there.  Numbers are included to improve clarity, and do not appear in the original.]]

Rectangle: Start. 
[[go to 1]]

{{1. Diamond}} Find a menu item or button which looks related to what you want to do. 
[[I can't find one - go to 2]] 
[[ok - go to 3]]

{{2. Diamond}} Pick one at random. 
[[I've tried them all - go to 4]] 
[[Ok - go to 3]]

{{3. Rectangle}} Click it. 
[[go to 5]]

{{4. Rectangle}} Google the name of the program plus a few words related to what you want to do. Follow any instructions.
[[go to 5]]

{{5. Diamond}} Did it work?
[[Yes - go to 8]]
[[No - go to 6]]

{{6. Diamond}} Have you been trying this for over half an hour?
[[Yes - go to 7]]
[[No - go to 1]]

{{7. Rectangle}} Ask someone for help or give up.
[[End of flowchart]]

{{8.  Rectangle}} You're done!
[[End of flowchart]]

Narrator: Please print this flowchart out and tape it near your screen. Congratulations; you're now the local computer expert!

{{Title text: 'Hey Megan, it's your father. How do I print out a flowchart?'}}