[[A man is standing talking to a man in a chair, who is holding a phone.]]
Man #1: Did you call that hot girl from the party yet?
Man #2: I've been trying.

Man #2: It's weird. I swear I got her the first time.  But now it says the number's wrong.

Man #1: What did you say she did, again? 
Man #2: Voice work. At Verizon, I think.
Man #2: Why?
Man #1: No reason.

[[A woman is talking into a phone, in an italic voice.]]
Woman: We're sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed.
Man #2: Damn.
<<Click>>
Woman: Please check the number and try again.

{{Title text: Hobby: seeing how many menu selections you can get someone to go through before they realize you're not an automated system and
or hang up.}}