[[A man is sitting at a computer.  The text appearing is implied to be what he sees on the screen.]]
A.I. Loaded
>>> Analyze love

[[An hourglass appears over the computer.]]

[[The hourglass continues to display.]]

Computer: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

{{Title text: Wait, no, that one also loses. How about a nice game of chess?}}