[[Two couples meet.]]
Woman #2: I thought your android girlfriend was cool so I got myself an android boyfriend.

Woman #2: He's really great. I like how --
Woman #2: Uh.
[[Woman #1, the android girlfriend, rushes over to Man #2, the android boyfriend.]]

<<Zip>>
Voice: Mmmmm...
[[Man #1 and Woman #2 look at something which is off the panel.]]

Man #1: ... Huh.
Woman #2: It's like somebody stuck a vibrator in a fleshlight.

<<Whirrr>
Voice: Mmmm
<<Click>>

{{Title text: Which is, coincidentally, the most unsettling mantlepiece decoration in my house.}}