[[A man is hunched up at a computer.  A circle surrounds him; the rest of the panel is black.]]
Narrator: I shouldn't have watched all that porn as a teenager.

Narrator: It's not that it scarred me.
[[The computer screen is visible.  It shows an online video player, with what appears to be someone performing cunnilingus.  Ads are also visible, though what they depict is not.]]

Narrator: It's just that we had dial-up.
[[A 14.4kbps modem is shown.]]
Narrator: And now I'm stuck with a fetish.

Narrator: For video compression.
[[A man and a woman are in bed together.]]
Man: Can you try to look... blockier?

{{Title text: I have a thing for corrupt women.}}