Person 1: When'd you get the car?
Person 2: It's the darndest thing. We bought it as a prize for the 100,000,000th visitor to our website.
Person 1: And they didn't want it?
Person 2: Apparently.
Person 1: Maybe they didn't see the notice.
Person 2: It was flashing and everything!
Person 1: How bizarre.
{{title text: Somewhere out there is a company that has actually figured out how to enlarge penises, and it's helpless to reach potential customers.}}