My Hobby: Appending "no pun intended" to lines with no pun in them.
[[Random guy is talking to a guy with a beret]]
Random guy: I think he's internalized his girlfriend's attitudes - no pun intended - and so...
{{Three hours later:}}
[[Beret guy is thinking]]
Beret guy: "Internalized?" Lied? Analyzed? Or is it "attitudes"? Dammit.
{{alt: Like spelling 'dammit' correctly -- with two m's -- it's a troll that works best on the most literate.}}