[[Black Hat Guy is holding up a video game.  Woman is holding up a harness.]]
Black Hat Guy: Hey. I sold your Roomba on Craigslist so I could buy myself Left 4 Dead.
Woman: But I eBayed your XBox so I could get this dueling harness for my Roomba!
Black Hat Guy: Aww.
Woman: Aww.

{{alt text: Every Roomba needs a dueling harness..}}