[[Man standing in room next to round table, looking out window. Blue and orange sunset visible outside the window]]
Narrator: I haven't lived a perfect life.
Made plenty of mistakes.
Got my share of regrets.
[[Viewpoint zooms in onto man and table. Cell phone visible on table.]]
Narrator: But there's one thing of which I'm proud.
One stand on which I've never wavered.
[[Viewpoint zooms in onto cell phone on table.]]
Narrator: When someone calls my phone,
it makes a goddamn RINGING sound.
{{Alt Text: I need a lawn, so I can yell at kids to stay off it.}}