Guy with hat: <<park>>
Guy with hat: <<knock knock>>
Guy with hat: hi
Train girl: hi
Guy with hat: I give up. you win. I have to know who you are.
Guy with hat: We understand each other. I can't let that slip away.
Train girl: <<beep>>
<<BOOM>>
Guy with hat: What was that?!
Train girl: Remote mines under your car.
Guy with hat: Oh, those? I moved them to your garage before knocking.
Train girl: Touché
Guy with hat: ...This relationship is going to be tricky.
Train girl: There's still time to leave and find a non-crazy girl.
Guy with hat: Not even slightly interested.
{{Alt text: 'Pick you up at eight?' 'Nine. I've got to re-mine the driveway.'}}