[[Split screen.  Man on office phone in upper left, Death on cell phone in bottom left]]
Man: Death?
Death: Speaking.
[[Office.  Man on office phone]]
Man: This is the boss.  Where are you? You haven't been up to the office in days!
Death: I've been held up.
[[Death on cell phone]]
Man: What happened?
Death: You know how when someone dies, they can challenge me to a game for their soul?
Man: Sure, standard procedure.
[[Room with table.  Table has figurines and paper strewn about.  Gary Gygax and Death seated at the table.  Gary Gygax leaning over his briefcase.  Death on cell phone.]]
Death: Well, we didn't count on this guy.  I might be a while.
Gary Gygax: I add the paladin to my party.
Death: Oh, Jesus.  He's getting out another rulebook.
{{title-text: RIP, Gary.}}