[[A teacher is talking to a student, sitting at a desk.]]
Teacher: If you don't turn in at least one homework assignment, you'll fail this class.
[[The student holds up his report card.]]
Student: Yeah. But if I can fail this class, the grades on my report card will be in alphabetical order!
{{rollover text: You should start giving out 'E's so I can spell FACADE or DEFACED.}}