[[Outside, under a crescent moon.]]
Woman: It's strange to stare at the moon and think about people walking on it.
Man: That's no moon, it's a—<<gack>>
[[She holds him up in the air by his neck à la Darth Vader using the force.]]
Woman: I find your lack of original conversation disturbing.
{{Title text: Unfortunately for her, real Star Wars fans are attracted to a gal with a good force choke.}}