{{Title: Mildly sleazy uses of Facebook, part 14:}}
{{subheading: Looking up someone's profile before introducing yourself so you know which of your favorite bands to mention}}
Boy: Favorite bands? Hmm...
Boy: Maybe Regina Spektor or the Polyphonic Spree.
Girl: Whoa, those are two of my favorites, too!
Girl: Clearly, we should have sex.
Boy: Okay!  My favorite position is the retrograde wheelbarrow.
Girl: [[arms in the air]] Ohmygod, mine too!
{{alt-text: 'Here, I'll put my number in your cell pho -- wait, why is it already here?'}}