[picture of a man at a bar]
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together.
Man: Is your father a thief? because that's totally my jetta you parked outside.
Man:You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night
Man: screaming.
{{title text: That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed onto the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window.  Let's fucking do it and never look back.}}