[[a graph is drawn, x-axis: "human proximity to cat" from far to near]]
[[a curve labeled intelligence veering downwards]]
[[a curve labeled inanity of statements veering upwards]]
[[a man standing far from a kitten]]
[[a man standing closer to a kitten]]
[[a man standing next to a kitten]]
Man: You're a kitty!
{{alt-text: Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!}}