[[A single figure stands holding a package of hot dogs in one hand and a bag of buns in the other.]]
On-screen figure: Hey, why do hot dogs come in packages of ten-
Off-screen voice: -But condoms come in strips of six? I know, right?!
On-screen figure: ...Eww.

{{Title text: Okay, I'm just gonna order pizza, and let's never talk about this again.}}