Isaac Newton [[A man sitting under a tree is hit in the head by a falling apple.]] <> Newton: Ow! [[Newton rubs his sore head.]] Newton: Aha! Lise Meitner [[Someone throws a ball towards a woman, and it goes over her head.]] Ball-thrower: Hey Lise, think fast! <> [[The ball has hit one of her porcelain model atoms, splitting it in half. Lise surveys the damage.]] Lise: Oh no! My collection of porcelain atoms! -- ...Hmm. Charles Darwin [[Charles Darwin and his wife are watching their four children drinking soda. Two drink through straws while two have beaks and are having trouble drinking.]] Mrs. Darwin: I gave our kids soda, but the ones with beaks always have trouble drinking it. Mr. Darwn: I've noticed that... Albert Einstein [[A train passes by in the background while Albert Einstein and another person look on from the foreground.]] Einstein: I wish your twin brother would stop shining lights at us from that train. I can barely see my clock! - ...Wait! {{Title text: Charles, I just talked to John and Mildred, who run that company selling seeds and nuts, and their kids with MOUTHS are starving!}}