[[A person is walking along and they see a squirrel standing on a tree stump.]] Squirrel: RIIIIING -- RIIIIIING [[The person picks up the squirrel and puts it to his ear like a phone.]] Person: Hello? [[The squirrel bites down on the person's ear.] <> Person: OW! [[The squirrel leaps away, and the person is left holding his face in bewilderment.]] Person: ??? {{Title text: After a while, the squirrel starts making that beeping noise and doesn't stop until it hops back up onto the stump.}}