Title:PLUTO
Subtitle: Some of the features already identified in today's NEW HORIZONS image
[[What follows is random text labels pointing to random areas of Pluto. I will list them.]]
Candy shell
Frontal bone
grease stains
bugs
jpeg plumes
full text of the wikipedia article on paridolia
snake pit
tadpole
moon bud
reset button
the good part
pluto dinosaur extinction crater
kuiper beltloops
megaman
area missed during ironing
hyena country
border of pride lands
heart
coronary heart disease
mount mons
probably benign
dock connector
vanilla frosting
chocolate frosting
debate hole: where we're putting all the people still arguing about pluto's planet status
plug (inflating
deflating)
charging socket
cracks (beginning to hatch)
serenity
bullet holes
new netherlands
ghost
dinosaur
disputed territory

Image credit: NASA MOTHERFUCKERS
((Editor's note: Sorry, I added the "Motherfuckers". Not in original comic))

{{Title text: After decades of increasingly confused arguing, Pluto is reclassified as a "dwarf Pluto."}}