[[Movie title: STAR WARS, THE FORCE AWAKENS]]

[[A desolate adobe structure. A sign out front reads TOSCHE STATION]]

[[Hooded jedi & R2D2 walk into the TOSCHE STATION]]

JEDI: I'm here for those power converters.

[[Closing title: Directed by J J Abrams]]

{{Title text: The Lord of the Rings sequel, set years after the Ring hubbub has died down, is just Samwise discreetly creeping back to Bag End to finish dropping the eaves.}}