[[What follows is a bunch of names, all in an ULTIMATE SINGLE ELIMINATION BRACKET, like one might see for SPORTS like BATTLEBOTS or MARCH MADNESS.]] [[on the left side]] Louis armstrong neil armstrong lance armstrong stretch armstrong jeff gordon jeff bridges jeff daniels jack daniels orson welles h.g. wells george orwell wells fargo kurt russell russell brand russell crowe russell simmons richard simmons gene simmons gene hackman hugh jackman alan rickman alan parsons alan partridge jenny mccarthy joseph mccarthy eugene mccarthy eugene v.debs gene wilder olivia wilde oscar wilde oscar de la renta oscar de la hoya jack nicklaus jack nicholson phil mickelson nicholas nickleby ryan adams bryan adams chubby checker fats domino colin firth colin farrell will ferrell the farrelly brothers joseph gordon-levitt jennifer love hewitt danny glover donald glover donnie wahlberg mark wahlberg mark ruffalo mark shuttleworth [[on the right side]] philip pullman bill pullman bill paxton bill murray dan aykroyd ginger rogers mister fred astaire rogers mister spock doctor spock doctor octopus doctor manhattan doctor strangelove doctor strnage dr. no the doctor cory doctorow jerry lee lewis jerry lewis jenny lewis xeni jardin chris evans chris hemsworth chris pine chris pratt shallots scallops scallions sioxsie sioux suzanne vega tom arnold arnold palmer amanda palmer wes craven wes anderson paul thomas anderson poul anderson sir walter scott sir walter raleigh sir francis drake frank drake drake van halen van morrison van wilder robert van winkle rip van winkle rip torn natalie imbruglia the body shop bath and body works bed bath and beyond beyond thunderdome beyoncé {{Title text: I'm staring at the "doctor" section, and I can't help but feel like I've forgotten someone.}}