[[This comic consists of four rows of four panels each.]]
[[First row.]]
[[A presenter gestures at a hovering model of our planet.]]
Presenter: IF the earth were the size of a basketball,

[[Presenter gestures at hovering model of earth's moon.]]
Presenter: The moon would be--
[[Blackhat enters]]
Blackhat: Hey, cool!

[[Blackhat begins touching the earth]]
Presenter: Um.

[[A massive tsunami hundreds of feet tall dwarfs a coastal city. Screams are heard.]]
The earth's inhabitants: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[[Second row.]]
[[Presenter gestures at a hovering model of our planet.]]
Presenter: Let's try that again. If the earth were the size of a basketball,

[[Presenter gestures at hovering model of earth's moon.]]
Presenter: The moon would be--
[[Lady enters, carrying squirt bottle]]

[[Lady squirts earth model with water.]]

[[The earth is completely covered in water, and very wet. The lady leaves.]]

[[Third row]]
[[Presenter gestures at a hovering model of our planet.]]
Presenter: If the earth were the size of a basketball,

[[Presenter gestures at hovering model of earth's moon.]]
Presenter: The moon would...
[[A cat enters]]

[[The cat leaps towards the earth]]

[[The cat rolls away with the earth, purring]]

[[Fourth row]]
[[Presenter gestures at a hovering model of our planet.]]
Presenter: If the earth were the size of a basketball,

[[Presenter gestures at hovering model of earth's moon.]]
Presenter: The moon would, uh...
[[A basketball player enters]]

[[The player grabs the earth model]]

[[The player leaps towards a basketball hoop, clearly intending to dunk the earth.]]

{{Title text: How many points do you get for dunking every basketball in existence at once?}}