[[Title of this comic is MYSTERIES, it's a graph with two axis. The horizontal axis ranges from NOT THAT WEIRD to WEIRD AS HELL. The vertical axis ranges from I HAVE NO EXPLANATION to EXPLANATION SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR.]]

[[Not that weird and i have no explanation]]
who carly simon is singing about in you're so vain
lindbergh baby
uvb-seventy-six
toynbee tiles
jimmy hoffa

[[Not that weird and explanation seems pretty clear]]
voynich manuscript
jfk
why i keep putting ice cream back in the fridge instead of the freezer
oak island money pit

[[I have no explanation and weird as hell]]
the wow signal
db cooper
mh 370
lead masks case
salish sea feet
mary celeste

[[weird as hell and explanation seems pretty clear]]
zodiac letters
amelia earhart
lost colony
kentucky meat shower
bigfoot
loch ness monster
dyatlov pass incident

{{Title text: At the bottom left: The mystery of why, when I know I needed to be asleep an hour ago, I decide it's a good time to read through every Wikipedia article in the categories 'Out-of-place artifacts', 'Earth mysteries', 'Anomalous weather', and 'List of people who disappeared mysteriously'.}}