[[Two characters walk & talk together.]]
Bald character: We're almost at the back to the future date.
Hair'd character: We're even closer to the star wars tipping point.
Bald character: The what?

[[A timeline appears, labeled at 1980, 1990, 2000, 2010.]]
       Return of the Jedi
       |        The phantom menace
       |        |          May 13th
       |        |          |
       |<------>|<-------->|
-----|-----|-----|-----|------
     1980  1990  2000  2010
Hair'd character: On may 13th, the phantom menace will have come out closer to return of the jedi than to the present
Bald character: Wow.

Bald character: It's weird how I'm constantly surprised by the passage of time when it's literally the most predictable thing in the universe.
Hair'd character (gazing into distance): You know, "a long time ago" should have "plus four more decades" added in rereleases.

{{Title text: A long, long time (plus 40 years) ago, in a galaxy far, far away (plus a corrective factor involving the Hubble constant) ...}}