{{Title text: When putting his kids to bed, after saying 'Goodnight', Obama has to stop himself from saying 'God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.'}}

[[Scene with television]]
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Television reading "E.A.S. Incoming presidential alert"

[[Television showing the President of the United States of America]]
President:  My fellow Americans. ((pause)) I, uhhh.  Wow.
President:  Frankly, I didn't realize what this button did.  I was just... I mean... I appear before you tonight to, um.
President:  Look, uhh... Remember to floss regularly.  Oral hygiene is important. ((pause)) Thank you.