{{Title text: Comes with a 50-lb sack of gender changers, and also an add-on device with a voltage selector and a zillion circular center pin DC adapter tips so you can power any of those devices from the 90s.}}

[[Universal converter box with cables leading to various real, fictional, and nonsensical connectors]]
VGA
DVI
HDMI
Thunderbolt
Firewire
Component
RCA
1
8" audio
1
8" video
Parallel port
S-Video
Airline pneumatic tube audio
PS
2
3
4
120V AC
((Removable pointing to grounding pin))
Floppy
IDE
2.5"
SCSI
((Arrows pointing to break points in connector))
USB
USB (weird other end)
Mini-USB
Micro USB
Macro USB
F Connector
Fiber
RJ11
Ethernet
Token ring
Magsafe
Magsafe 2
Magsafe 3
Magsafe 4
Bluetooth dongle
SCART
String (fits most cans)
((Standard US fueling nozzle with selector for 87, 91, 93 octane and Diesel))