[[A person is playing a video game, with Hat Guy standing behind him.]]
Person: Man, I suck at this game. Can you give me a few pointers?
Hat Guy: 0x3A28213A 0x6339392C, 0x7363682E.
Person: I hate you.
{{alt: Every computer, at the unreachable memory address 0x-1, stores a secret. I found it, and it is that all humans ar--SEGMENTATION FAULT.}}